solletico ranting

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CTHSULU

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Pee chart of The Macaroni

2011-04-18T07:38:00.000-07:00

a decade of sucking dick at rapping

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2011-03-21T03:37:00.000-07:00

HITLERBONSAI!!!

2011-03-14T18:38:00.001-07:00

2011-02-22T16:20:00.001-08:00

a hover kilt wedding.

2011-02-22T06:55:00.000-08:00

vanity of the bonfire

2011-02-10T06:11:00.000-08:00

gimp blimp

2011-02-09T08:19:00.000-08:00

well serious

2011-02-09T07:49:00.001-08:00

2011-02-07T12:41:00.000-08:00

f

2011-02-03T18:17:00.000-08:00

art

this is super cool. seriously.

2011-02-03T17:55:00.000-08:00

robo-rainbow by mudlevel

2011-02-03T17:54:00.001-08:00

a wicked poemy rap thing called sniper's voice by Louie

2011-02-02T06:15:00.000-08:00

HERE

no one reads this any way

2011-01-30T18:52:00.001-08:00

twat!

2011-01-27T06:45:00.000-08:00

KILLY KILLY KILL KILL!!!!

2011-01-27T06:05:00.001-08:00

Nob War

paedophile ring

2011-01-27T04:09:00.000-08:00

Palestine

2011-01-26T09:46:00.001-08:00

Palestine by tickleperson

The Drop -poem

2011-01-26T08:28:00.001-08:00

The Drop -poem by tickleperson

Despair resistant care assistant- poem

2011-01-26T07:34:00.001-08:00

Despair resistant care assistant- poem by tickleperson

live set by Krowne

2011-01-26T07:15:00.000-08:00

listened to this in the middle of the night and really enjoyed it.

black lantern music

2011-01-26T07:10:00.000-08:00

lots of amazing music to listen to.

cuntbook

2011-01-26T04:59:00.000-08:00

its probably just me...

2008-02-13T07:57:00.000-08:00

but a certain telecom companys startup logo has vaguely molestuous undertones....

it probably is just me...

incidentally if bob marley touched kids inappropriatly would he have been a pedarastafarian?

perturbations in the absolute?

2008-01-30T09:45:00.000-08:00

i dunno much but i knows what i like and thats....
clever bods talking about conciousness
and...
finding out that sensory forms, matter, space, time and causality are just in our heads...

3rd World Farmer/McDonalds

2008-01-29T09:17:00.000-08:00

After you've hunted the whales to extinction try surviving as a 3rd world farmer...
what subsistance level will you get to?
or

what about trying your hand at a spot of deforestation and child poisoning with the McDonalds game?

Re: Research Search

2008-01-26T15:26:00.000-08:00

ever wondered why the japanese scientific whalers do what they do?
why not try this tasty cetacean research game and you'll find out that...
the simple answer is...
because its loads of fun....
it's scientific!
it's baby-whale-slaughter-tastic!

2008-01-26T13:47:00.000-08:00

Low Intensity Conflict

These oilmen had a plan man
they did a deal with the taleban
they wanted to build a pipeline
right through Afghanistan.
But that fell through
so now they've got to decide what to do
they've got to train and arm some rebels
drop some bombs or fund a coup

just like in; Spain, China, Korea, Iran,
Guatamala, Lebanon, Equador and
Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Laos,
Congo, Brazil, Vietnam, North and South.
Indonesia, Guyana, Uruguay, Peru,
Bolivia, Haiti, Cambodia too
plus Uganda, Chile, angola, east timor
south africa, nicaragua, el salvador
black america libya back to iran
panama, iraq, somalia, nigeria, sudan
so guess what? they decided to fuck afghanistan
then iraq again they're back again attack again their plan

these terrorists who thwart your laws
the same terrorists who brought applause
freedom fighters when they fought your wars support your cause
but terrorists when they scorch your shores

his ego towers ever higher like babel
mouth like a byre or augean stables
bushs burning hand rocks the cradle of civilisation
nations able to ladle out labels like terrorist state
see your error is great so you'll never escape
big brothers grim fable inherrent mistakes
theres no happy ending america fakes
pretending they're hereos they shout that they'll win
but i doubt they'll pull out of this fairy tailspin
they'll grin but they didn't take stock before
fought to shock and awe
thought they'd mock the law

now a hard rain of terror's
come flooding the lands
and if you beat the war drums
you've got blood on your hands
slick with blood thirsty for oil slick
with blood thirsty for oil
slick blood thirsty

terrorists you distort your laws
you're terrorists you should abort your wars
freedom fighters won't support your cause
you torture scores of innocents terrorists sort your flaws

650000 civilians they've killed since beginning their dark design
they'll see a million graves filled convinced they're winning hearts and minds
your god said thou shalt not murder george
murder is a sin take the plank out of your own eye before you go digging in george blessed are the peacemakers george blessed are the meek
judge not lest ye be judged george turn the other cheek

L. Ron Hubbard Went To The Cupboard To Fetch His Poor Dodgy Assed Cult...

2008-01-26T05:08:00.000-08:00

Many thanks to Weaponizer for this information... Guess who's facing an unholy backlash? The hacker group Anonymous has declared an online war against that lovable cult, The Church of Scientology...

check this video out...

They're playing a dangerous game... I for one love it... As the other big L said...

"We are slowly and carefully teaching the unholy a lesson. It is as follows: We are not a law enforcement agency. BUT we will become interested in the crimes of people who seek to stop us. If you oppose scientology we promptly look up - and find and expose - your crimes. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone.

It's very simple. Even a fool can grasp that.

And don't underrate our ability to carry it out."

HOWEVER....The pricks havehad it coming for a while...

finally, to quote Weaponizer... "Thanks to Dalai Dahmer, who brought this to my attention. To quote him: "Culture wars, man! It's the future, finally!""

maps are cool... there, i said it...

2008-01-16T04:58:00.000-08:00

maps of this...

and maps of that...

happy maps...

and sad maps...

dystopian fictional maps...

dystopian reality maps...

oil maps...

network maps...

maps for every occasion...

population maps...

nuclear reactor maps...

maps are cool...

2008-01-01T07:38:00.000-08:00

this is an urgent SECURITY AGENCY communiqué...

the terrorists of the Tickle Liberation Organization have staged a violent take over of TICKLEMYSPACE and are planning to foment unrest throughout the online territories of the U.S.T. citizen are advised to remain in their house and await further instructions... united we shall defeat these enemies of freedom... LONG LIVE IL PRESEDENTE
LONG LIVE THE U.S.T.

2007-12-30T14:37:00.000-08:00

STEAL THIS FILM

"These are strange times indeed. While they continue to command so much attention in the mainstream media, the 'battles' between old and new modes of distribution, between the pirate and the institution of copyright, seem to many of us already lost and won. We know who the victors are. Why then say any more?

Because waves of repression continue to come: lawsuits are still levied against innocent people; arrests are still made on flimsy pretexts, in order to terrify and confuse; harsh laws are still enacted against filesharing, taking their place in the gradual erosion of our privacy and the bolstering of the surveillance state. All of this is intended to destroy or delay inexorable changes in what it means to create and exchange our creations. If STEAL THIS FILM II proves at all useful in bringing new people into the leagues of those now prepared to think 'after intellectual property', think creatively about the future of distribution, production and creativity, we have achieved our main goal"

2007-12-27T07:36:00.000-08:00

this is an urgent SECURITY AGENCY communiqué...

the banned terrorist group the Popular Front of Tickle has, in addition to numerous attacks on innocent civilian, infiltrated our information service with a slanderous broadside against our beloved Il Presedente. we confirm that not only is this tasteless poem not the work of our beloved Il Presedente, the evil rumours that the first lady has absconded with the leader of this villianous gang are just that, RUMOURS. our beloved Il Presedente will not tolerate any further public discussion of this matter. the savage warlord Il Panda and his pathetic gorilla army will be defeated by the unstoppable might of our brave State Security Forces.

LONG LIVE IL PRESEDENTE

LONG LIVE THE U.S.T.

2007-12-27T07:31:00.000-08:00

jolanda the feelings you make me feel
still reeling it doesn't seem real
and i'm steeling myself for the time when you steal my heart
and i knew the deal from the start, could chart
the course of this relatonship, this meeting,
oh so fleeting, cos of cheating on your part
maybe it's his square jaw, maybe it's his bared claw
i was unprepared for someone that i cared for
to just go leaving me and now they're walking hand in haired paw...

oh jolanda, you left me for a panda
oh jolanda, you left me for a panda
oh jolanda, i ask you with candour,
jolanda, jolanda upon the verandah
jolanda, my heart is an innocent bystander
oh jolanda, oh jolanda jolanda, was sex with me much blander?
jolanda was he prepared to buff you with a sander?
oh jolanda, oh jolanda jolanda don't believe his propaganda
oh jolanda, don't believe his propanganda...

GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION

2007-12-27T06:51:00.001-08:00

this is an urgent SECURITY AGENCY communiqué...

the DESPICABLE terrorists have resorted to mocking our beloved Presedente and his known fondness for dove pate... united we shall defeat these enemies of freedom... all citizen are reminded that besmirching the good name of Il Presedente is a state crime...

LONG LIVE IL PRESEDENTE

LONG LIVE THE U.S.T.

2007-12-27T06:20:00.000-08:00

RISE UP PEOPLE OF TICKLE!!!!

"il papa giraffe says just a smidgeon
of indigenous pigeon paste,
il papa giraffe says just a smidgeon
no indigenous pigeon waste,
il papa giraffe says just a smidgeon
for that indigenous pigeon taste,
il papa giraffe, il papa giraffe,
il papa giraffe, il papa giraffe"

VICTORY TO THE RESISTANCE...

2007-12-27T06:05:00.000-08:00

this is an urgent SECURITY AGENCY communiqué...

it has come to our attention that terrorists have infiltrated our information service...

until we are able to restore full control it is imperative that all citizen must stand firm in the face of these evil-doers...

you must ignore all terrorist propaganda to keep our cherished freedoms secure...

LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATE OF TICKLE

LONG LIVE IL PRESIDENTE

long live the Peoples Free Republic of Tickle

2007-12-27T06:01:00.001-08:00

THIS IS A TRANSMISSION FROM THE FREE TICKLE UNDERGROUND

calling all rebels, insurgents and insurrectionists...

join us in our struggle for freedom, aid us in our fight against the tyranny of the tickle regime...

by battling injustice we will win peace... and our freedom...

Mind Games

2007-12-27T05:52:00.001-08:00

i speak my mind...
my mind speaks,
it says "you're out of your mind"
i say "you're the mind i'm out of".
it says "i'll bear that in mind"...
should i try to make up my mind?
i try to make up my mind,..
but it slaps the mascara from my hands
i want to make peace with my mind but i give it a piece of my mind
'til i've got half a mind left and half a mind to leave
so i do
running 'til im out of sight out of minds eye-shot
running 'til finally ive done it...
ive lost my mind

Call To Action

2007-12-27T05:47:00.001-08:00

lack of understanding is unsurprising when,
you read the daily lies and then,
you watch the lies at ten
the lies are bent and broken, mangled,
a distortion of the truth
and if you want the facts untangled
then of course you need some proof
indeed, a slueth to track the facts down,
flatfoot, leap from roof to roof astute
toot [de] suite we'll beat deceit
teach elite to cheat people equal
each youth and elder seldom held as such
but they are anyway our illusion is a crutch
they're s'posed to take low pay
say thankyou very much
just stand up
nobody's gonna take that shit
not a bit blair's gotta quit
just stand up
anybody gonna take that shit?
not a bit gotta quit what a tit
we must stand up
everybody everywhere's
got to fairly share the wealth
just stand up
if not for yourself
then for some body else
they sent me more than twenty war lies on lies 24
Rupert the bare faced liar's got plenty more
lies international and fox fucks the facts
the sun is unilluminating, human hating hacks

the first bomb will double the trouble and treble the rebel
the rabble are bubbled and babbling shovel and scrabble in rubble and gravel
uncovering limbs then of loved ones and kinsmen
horror begins then see terror origins
when preemptive striking
got to know pre-emptive strike'll start a cycle you won't like a lot and so
it's got to go
it's best avoided lest the mess you've left destroyed bereft of light
renews and rises up to fight
this is a call to all unite

tony blairs a phoney in his droning tone he knows best
neo-colonial baloney only chose chest
of booty cos his duty is to loot each of his foes
western empirates yo ho ho's from the crows nest
grotesque i'm fearing hearing those dressed
in emperors old clothes question process of protest
i grow stressed it's appearing clear imposed mess
we're oppressed by bucaneering fucking pros yes
oils the spoils of war that's what they're killing for
killing drilling more and more the villains chilling 'til
their guns fought and won slaughter sons, daughters, mums
blood spilling, killing some sort of dumb sport til they run short of funds
and still i'm realizing the lies in the allies eyes so don't be surprised at the price of the prize

this is a call to action, missing the dissident smaller factions
listening citizens all attack, cos this is the fissures and flaws and fractures

if we all do nothing then nothing will be done and if you think it's getting bad it's only just begun

Despair Resistant Care Assistant

2007-12-26T10:57:00.000-08:00

how are you and is there anything for you that i could do?

would you like a drink of juice?

would you like a brew?

should i make it milk and two?

should i take you to the loo?

take you through and wait for you to urinate or take a poo?

or change your nappy? strangely happy

to be doing it it's true enough

involves a lot of stuff with poo on it

and when it's spew, it's rough as anything,

it's many things but there's one thing that it's not

and that's the sort of job that makes you more unhappy with your lot

i've got my youth i've got my health

i've got an unfractured sense of self

i've got my faculties intact

and if i'm attacked defence as well

my sense of smell's doing swell it's undiminished

when beginning a task no need to ask i'll tell you when i've finished

don't lose patience with my patients

though my patience they are trying

constant tissues i'm supplying

almost every want and need i'm satisfying

nurse them when they're dying

comfort families when they're crying

sighing as i watch them fade away then i say

i'm the despair resistant care assistant

fair to say my cares consistent

distantly i feel it wear me down when they're persistent

the despair resistant care assistant

fair to say my cares consistent

distantly i feel it wear me down

behaviour's inappropriate and aimless
behaviour inappropriate and shameless
the old folks roam around the old folks home

behaviour inappropriate but blameless

The Drop

2007-11-29T10:40:00.001-08:00

she was perfect til we reshaped her
she cries has old father time run out on mother nature
6 billion kids can't dry her tears with all the forests paper
big business might have held her down but everybody raped her

yeah we've all got problems maybe natures mental health is fucked?
she's cast us up in self disgust, to help her self distruct
she's passed the buck, and through a gaia suicide
see every single tiny fragment of her precious wealth is plucked

and squandered on and on we never stop
to ponder long upon the future, what'll happen when its gone? the drop
is what i'm calling it the drop needed a name
after the drop and all the falling, life won't be the same
cast and plot can't continue without scenery and stage
and we're pretty shit at dialogue, failure to engage

in gauging have we reached and passed the point of no return
with no concern? have we peaked has half the oil been wholly burned?
they say to me to wait and see cos their on top of it
i smell a proper crock of shit, it's blatently the opposite
the drop'll hit and topple everything down
we've never been down so low earth godess only knows endeavouring now

to erase craze many many ways anybody else at teh end of days blaze j's?
glaze when i'm in a haze my phrase sprays venom and it says

are you ready for the drop? what? ready or not
i'm saying everybody stop rock steady in shock
your gonna go mad grab what ever you've got-
a gun and running for the hills chop sever the knot

cos its a knot thats Gordian
i'm ordering this audience
to draw your swords and saw the cord
before the end of all there is

or drop....

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